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Omake - Couples Interview
♥ Pick a couple (or two, but no more than three!) from your story. Have them answer the following questions together.
♥ On Role-playing Joint couples, both writers have to be present!
Io belongs to Bounce
1. Where did you meet?
Io: I opened my eyes for the first time and went DAMNIT!
Hesue: You liar! *leans forward in the chair and shoves Io hard. Watches as he topples over and lands hard on his back before breaking out in very loud laughter*
Io: *kicks out the legs of Hesue’s chair and watches as his Other flails to the floor next to him. He looks away and whistles to himself innocently*
Hesue: *head whips up and he scowls, pulling his leg up to kick his Other in the side of the head. Hard*
2. What was your first date?
Io: *Pulls himself off the floor, taking a moment to brush his pleated skirt off and then plops himself down on top of Hesue, ignoring his protests.* Oh we had a lovely evening the other week over tea…
Hesue: *struggles for a moment longer before going still. A huge sly grin spreads across his lips and he reaches for Io’s waistline, ripping the white haired demi-God’s ruffle bum undies up hard to give him a wedgie of massive proportions.* It was coffee you stupid Other.
Io: *yelps and shoots up, adjusting his panties and kicking his Other in the ribs before pulling his chair back and righting it in order to sit.* It was tea, dummy. Chai if you want to be specific. You can’t even taste it so what do you care?!
Hesue: *pulls a loafer off his foot with one hand while cradling his ribs with his other and chucks the shoe straight at Io’s head* NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS WHY I CARE D:<
3. How long have you been seeing each other?
Hesue: *blinks* I’ve always seen my Other.
Io: *folds his arms in a huff* Doesn’t mean I want to always see you.
Hesue: *smirks* Stop trying to be coy. You know you can’t live without my awesome greatness.
Io: You’re just so obsessed with me you can’t leave me alone.
4. What's in the future for you two?
Hesue: *Cobalt orbs glaze over and his head falls to the side. He pulls his hands up in a zombie like stance while advancing on Io with drool dripping from his mouth * Braaaiiiiinnssssssss
Io: EW GROSS!! No one wants to see your drool! *Punts Hesue in the butt*
5. What's your favorite physical aspect about your partner?
Io: He COPIES me all the time! * points to Hesue in his matching hair, pleated Lolita skirt and ruffle bum undies*
Hesue: *crosses arms in a huff and turns away* you’re just jealous because I’m way cuter than you. Besides, everyone knows you copied me first.
Io: Whatever *smacks Hesue upside the head* You just keep telling yourself that.
6. What makes your partner laugh?
Hesue: when my toys kick all his toys asses *shoots a satisfied sly grin in Io’s direction* oh wait, that’s what makes me laugh.
Io: HAR HAR, YOU’RE SO FUNNY I FORGOT TO LAUGH. Your toys suck, it’s just that ONE who can do well, the rest of my toys kick all your toy’s asses.
Hesue: oh please. My ONE favorite can kill all your toys without even breaking out in a sweat. He’s just that good, which makes me king of the universe for creating him in the first place *pulls hand up and does an ojousama laugh* ->see, >:D this is me laughing.
7. If you could give your partner anything as a gift, what would it be?
Hesue: I’m not giving that cheater anything because he’s a lousy cheat who cheats all the time, even when he’s cheating.
Io: I am a gift, my greatness is the only gift he will ever need. And I so do not cheat you cheater.
8. What would your ideal date be like?
Io: Let’s see… *thinks* I would kill his stupid cheating Favorite right in front of him and then I will drink my Other’s tears of defeat while I dine on his sadness… and his Favorite’s toy’s bodies.
Hesue: I don’t like that date at all! Make me a new one D:
Io: Ok, your Favorite kills himself because he knows just how stupid he is and offers his own toys up as a sacrifice while I drink your tears and dine on your sadness.
Hesue: ;__; I don’t like that one either.
9. Have you ever physically hurt each other?
Hesue: *reaches across the chair abruptly and punches Io in the side of the head* TAG! YOU’RE IT CHUMP!
Io: Oh no you didn’t *snaps fingers and dives on Hesue. Large dust cloud of flying parts ensues as they fight*
10. What was the worst thing your partner has ever said to you?
Io: *huffs* everything he says to me is bad because he LIES ALL THE TIME. *Points accusingly at Hesue*
Hesue: *looks at the interviewer all innocent like* see that? *points back at the white haired demi-God* that’s crazy in near solid form right there.
11. What was the best thing your partner has ever said to you?
Io: *mimic’s Hesue’s voice* You are the most wonderfullest Other in the universe and you always win our games because you are just so superior and I suck just that much.
Hesue: *completely serious* I never realized just how cute my voice was until today…
Io: GET OVER YOURSELF!
12. If you lost your partner, what would you do?
Io: I would dance and sing *gets up and dances around his Other*
Hesue: *sticks leg out and trips Io. Casually hops off chair as his face hits the floor, pulls back and kicks him in his ruffled butt so hard he goes flying through the far wall. Smirks and turns back to the interviewer* What partner?
13. What is your "song" together?
Hesue: *stands up in the chair and clears throat. Opens mouth to sing*
Io: *creates a large pacifier and shoves it in Hesue’s mouth before anything can leave*
Hesue: *is stifled and chokes*
14. So. How's the bedroom?
Io: Oh, it’s lovely… we just decorated in pink frills the other day. We are in the middle of picking out curtains but someone *looks at Hesue accusingly* doesn’t want curtains they want miniblinds and that just won’t go with the aesthetic. It simply won’t go.
Hesue: They will so to go if we get sparkly ones like I keep saying, stupid. *sticks tongue out*
Io: The sparkly ones are green, idiot! Green does not go with pink! *smacks*
Hesue: *cups hands over mouth and tears up* owwwwwwww! I biff by tobgne do stoofid derct!
15. If you could have any honeymoon, where would you go?
Io: To his Favorite toy’s grave after I kill it.
Hesue: *Oblivious* The moon here is made of honey? Really? O_O *looks over to Io* did you know that?
Io: Wait... what? *tries to act like he knows what he’s talking about * OFCOURSE I knew, dummy.
Hesue: AH! *points* I know that look, you did not!
16. Is your partner ticklish? If so, where?
Hesue: *fist goes flying out at Io’s head again abruptly* PUNCH IN THE HEAD 8D
Io: *foot goes flying up towards Hesue* KICK TO THE STOMACH
Hesue: *doubles over* PAIN IN THE BODY -Dx
17. When did you first know you 'like-liked' your partner?
Hesue: pffft. Who could like him? He’s nothing but a stupid cheater who clings to my skirt hem like a lost puppy that needs to be kicked in the head about a kajibillion times because he’s so stupid and cheats all the time.
Io: It’s not nice to talk about yourself like that.
Hesue: Oh touché
18. Have you ever broken up?
Io: I keep trying to break up with my stupid Other but he just keeps coming back, like a disease. An ugly, smelly, stupid disease.
Hesue: *crosses arms over chest and grumbles* I’m not smelly, you’re the smelly one… *turns nose up and starts talking louder* In fact you stink so bad that it imploded the last world we were on because it couldn’t take the extreme smell of butt coming from your smelly face.
19. What's one word you associate with your partner?
Io: Cheating stupid-head
Hesue: You’re doing it wrong stupid, that’s 2.5 words. FAIL. *turns to interviewer* The one word that describes him is *takes in a deep breath* stupididiotsmellystinkyfacedbuttheadeddummywhoisinnowayanywherenearascute
asmeandiseverybitasmuchasadumbstupidstinkycheaterwhocheatsandcheatseven
whencheatingcausethat’showstupidheisthathe’sanidiotwhocan’thandlemygreatness
askingofeverygalaxywe’veevergonetoandisdumbasapostandmightbemadeofone
becausehe’sjustthatstupid. *turns blue and almost passes out*
20. If you could cook a meal for your partner, what would it be?
Io: Fillet o’ Favorite toy.
Hesue: *snorts* you’d have to be able to kill him first *shoots Io a sideways glance with a sly grin* Oh, but you can’t because you suck.
Io: Is it MY fault your body and therefore direct creations are incompatible with mine? No, it’s not. Stupid-head.
21. If you could change anything about your partner, what would it be?
Hesue: I’d make him look less ugly so I wouldn’t get sick every time he walks into the room.
Io: It must suck to look in the mirror then. OOO! BURN…
22. Choice of underwear?
Hesue: *giggles and flips his skirt up to shake his ruffled bum*
Io: *flips up identical skirt to show off identical ruffled bum*
23. What's the one thing about yourself you would not be willing to compromise for you partner?
Io and Hesue in unison: My sheer awesomeness, he just can’t handle it.
Hesue: *stops* hey! Don’t copy me.
Io: You copied me first. *sticks tongue out*
24. What's your partner's favorite animal?
Hesue: I made him a fish with the imprint of my super cute face in it’s scales and I caught him cuddling it the other day *snorts*
Io: That was Ceeley. I’m upset that you can’t tell your own Other from a small fish-girl-thing with entertaining head-explody. *sheds a fake tear* very upset…
Hesue: was not! I know the difference between a purple headed girl and your ugly white haired mug. Just admit you love me and that’s why you were hugging the Hesue fish, ADMIT IT!
Io: I ADMIT NOTHING!
Hesue: *puts hand up and makes Hesue-fish appear in his fingers, pounces on Io and knocks him back* CUDDLE THE FISH LIKE BEFORE! *pins him on the floor and starts shoving the fish at his Other* CUDDLE IT!