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Omake - Interview
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
Pushes Jenova, Fuan, Fanuel, Jun and Saiyuri into the room and closes the door quickly, leaving them alone with the interviewer. After a few moments of silence between them [and a few glares here or there] they all take their seats so it can begin...
Jenova: *laughs softly*
Fuan: As old as I look Dear *whispers to Jenova* I do look young though don’t I Beloved? No sign of that aging that happens to human’s yet I hope *pulls out pocket mirror to check around eyes. Looks worried*
Fanuel: Oh fuck you, why you asking? D:< *gets swatted by his brother* *hard* OKAY *rubs arm with a scowl* old enough god dammit.
Jun: umm… okay this one’s kinda hard cause see… it’s complicated. I’m only about 150 or 160, which is technically about 17 in human years but they kept me alive for so long, it’s sorta off the charts now *Stops and scratches at the back of his head* complicated, like I said, but basically, I’m 17 … even though I’m not U_U
Saiyuri: Too old to live but way too young to die >D
What's your height?
Jenova: Tall enough I suppose…
Fuan: Shorter than I used to be Dear, yet I still manage to tower over my Tien Jen *flashes a sly smile to Jenova who only chuckles in response*
Fanuel: t(-_- t) see that? That’s how tall I am mother fuc- *gets swatted by his brother again* DAMMIT okay, like 6 or something in your stupid monkey measurements >F
Jun: 5’10” which is a lot shorter than most of us actually… *looks embarrassed*
Saiyuri: my height depends on the form I take. Right now? I’m five foot five of pure woman baby. Rawwwr >:3
What are you?
Jenova: Only One…
Fuan: *quirks an eyebrow at Jenova* yes Beloved, there couldn’t possibly be a reason for that now could there? *Jenova grins at Fuan who only shakes his head before turning back to the interviewer with a smirk* He’s impossible, that’s what he is…
Fanuel: why don’t you come closer you stupid son of a bitch, I’ll show what I am at the end of my fucking glaive. Assho- *Fuan pulls his attention away from Jenova and turns to hit Fanuel again* FUCK! *looks at his brother while grumbling under his breath* jesus Bro, come on… you don’t have to keep hitting me, it’s not my god damned fault these questions are so fucking idiotic…
Jun: Well, what I’d like to be is a normal, seventeen year old who just happens to kick ass in DDR… but I wasn’t really that lucky so… well you know. *points at Fanuel* I’m one of what he is only minus being an asshole <__<
Saiyuri: What ever I feel like at the time really *wiggles eyebrows*
Do you have any bad habits?
Jenova: *looks thoughtful* Depends on your definition of bad I suppose… *amused chuckle*
Fuan: No. No I do not *ignores Jenova’s knowing smile while stuffing empty chicken nugget box beneath chair with his foot* not at all Dear, why do you ask?
Fanuel: Yeah, you want to see my bad habit? *stands up and starts undoing belt while turning around.* right here asshole… *about to pull pants down in order moon everyone when Fuan stands up and smacks him hard across the head, knocking his brother down*
Jun: *scoots his chair over when Fanuel goes crashing to the floor. Has to shout over the barrage of swearing streaming from the Angel and loud laughter coming from the white haired Demon besides them* I CAN’T THINK OF ANY BESIDES … OKAY SO SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE TOO WASTED AND I GET KIND OF OUT OF HAND WHEN ME AND ZEPH ARE OUT ANYWHERE. LIKE REALLY BAD TO THE POINT THAT I ALMOST JUMPED OVER THE TABLE THIS ONE TIME WE WERE IN A CROWDED BAR CAUSE I WANTED MORE THAN ANYTHING TO JUST FUC- *stops abruptly when he notices the room has fallen silent and all eyes are on him. Flushes bright red and turns quickly back to the interviewer, shaking his head* nevermind... *room breaks out in laughter around him* …oh god, kill me now DX
Saiyuri: *too busy laughing at Fanuel getting bitch slapped by his smaller, weaker human brother and Jun’s cute embarrassment to answer the question*
Are you a virgin?
Jenova: *laughs in amusement* Perhaps you should ask the others a question such as this, hm?
Fuan: *pulls his fan up to his lips without managing to hide his bemused smile* Oh my…
Fanuel: I’m about as much a virgin as everyone else in this fucking room… *snorts*
Jun: Yeah, um… that would be a big no… *Flushes redder. Suddenly has an interest in something over on the wall and looks at it intently*
Saiyuri: *Swings a leg open and up over the chair arm while leaning back and flipping raven colored bangs from her eyes. Smirks* you tell me.
Who's your mate/spouse? If not, got anyone in mind?
Jenova: There are only two whom I hold near… The beauty you see besides me and a certain young, headstrong Eclipsed Selestarri. They are all this One wants or needs.
Fuan: *blushes at Jenova’s words before turning to interviewer* Oh yes Dear, for as much as this one here *slides his arms around Jenova’s to scoot himself closer, chair and all* makes me so incredibly happy, my beautiful Tien Jen makes me equally so *smiles while leaning head against Jenova’s shoulder*
Fanuel: *if daggers could come out of his eyeballs and strike the Demon his brother was leaning against, it would be happening right now. Turns on interviewer, looking angry* If you must fucking know, Kess is my mate and you can bet your stupid worthless monkey life that he’s a million times better that the fucking filth over there touching my bro >F
Jun: *smiles* yeah, me and Zeph have been official for a few months now… I know it seems cheesy to say it feels like longer, but it does cause I’ve liked him since December… I was just kinda scared to tell him cause I thought he’d think I was coming on too strong or something *_* *stops when he notices Saiyuri is staring at him with *
Saiyuri: *stares a moment longer at Jun before turning to interviewer* I’ve got me one hot Scientist actually… *shoots a sideways glance in Fuan’s direction when she notices the look of distaste plastered on his face. Grins wickedly before speaking louder* She’s got huge knockers that I could just, oh Sugar… bury my face in deep to use those bitches like a couple of pillows *pulls her hands up to her boobs and squishes them together* like this see ? >:3 *Jenova shakes his head. Fuan’s mouth drops open and he looks utterly disgusted. Fanuel stares at her like she’s nuts. Jun’s eyes travel to her cleavage and he looks embarrassed… but doesn’t manage to look away. Saiyuri continues to squish her boobs together while laughing smugly*
Do you have any kids?
Jenova: I cannot procreate… (Editor's Note: oh how Hesue and Io proved him wrong 20 some odd years down the line -lol)
Fuan: *looks appalled* I should hope not…
Fanuel: Fuck you man, do I look like a god damned nanny? *folds arms over his chest and sinks in his chair while mumbling under his breath* I swear to my Maker though if Kess ever brings home another egg, I’m going to fry the fucking thing up and eat it. Cousin my ass…
Jun: Yeah, first of all -I’m way too young for that and second, our race can’t really… you know… we don’t function quite like that.
Saiyuri: I haven’t had any interest to make any yet… *looks thoughtful* should ask my Daddy how he and my uncle fractured one of these days though, just in case I ever want to try…
What's your favorite food?
Jenova: I have nothing specific I favor… though when I am bored, there is drink…
Fuan: *straight faced and completely serious* it is absolutely not chicken nuggets Dear. I can tell you that right now. *moves foot to blindly shove empty nugget box further beneath his chair*
Fanuel: *scratches head and looks thoughtful* You know actually, Kess makes some pretty good shi- *catches himself and stops immediately. Scowls* Kiss my ass bitch, that’s my favorite food >F
Jun: Pretty much anything spicy, grew up on Kim Ch… *trails* um… well, not grew up on it really, see… okay the thing is I thought I was Korean for a while… *smiles apologetically* yeah – that just goes back to the earlier “complicated” thing I was talking about, sorry. Point is, I like spicy food best.
Saiyuri: *glances over at Fuan and grins wickedly before shouting* I EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND’S TITS >:D. *Fuan looks horrified while Jenova laughs loudly in amusement. Jun’s eyes widen in disbelief while Fanuel continues to look at her like she’s nuts*
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Jenova: *raises an eyebrow*
Fuan: *matter-of-factly* Chocolate.
Fanuel: t( o_O t) the fuck you kind.
Jun: *looks thoughtful* I’d have to say Litchi
Saiyuri: Haven’t really thought about it… whatever he likes is good enough for me *points at Jun*
Have you killed anyone?
Jenova: *simply smiles*
Fuan:*looks away* more than I cared for Dear…
Fanuel: I’ll kill you if you walk your monkey ass any closer to me bitch D:<
Jun: I’m not… not really proud to say yes. But yes …
Saiyuri: *turns to Jun and slaps him playfully on his back with a wide grin* Oh stop acting like it was a bad thing, we had fun didn’t we?
Do you hate anyone?
Jenova: Those whom I have hated, are dead. I simply do not care about the rest…
Fuan: I do not have enough time in this life to hate anymore, Dear…
Fanuel: *if huge razor blade edged swords laced with killer bees and sharks, wrapped in barbed wire with more killer bees swarming around them could come out of his eyeballs and stab slash sting slash bite slash maim and or all of the above the white haired Demon next to his brother, it would be happening right now*
Jun: *scowls* Yeah, the Family and my ‘people’. Assholes.
Saiyuri: Why hate when you can kill? *smiles sweetly*
Have any secrets?
Jenova: *feigned innocent smile* I am unsure I understood your question…
Fuan: I am not sure, Dear…
Fanuel: Secrets? Yeah, I got some. I want to fucking rip your stupid head off and shove it down your annoying fucking throat. Oh wait, that’s not a secret, it’s just gonna be fact *smirks*
Jun: *looks down* one… but… okay so I’m not sure it’s really a secret since I told Aki once about how I felt about my best frie- *stops and eyes go wide. Shakes head hastily* I mean – yeah… sort of… well it’s not like he knows ...god I hope he doesn’t anyway and it doesn’t matter even if he does because I’m so never going to do anything about it since I love Zeph so much it’s not even funny… seriously, you have no idea... *blinks* Um. Yes and no basically.
Saiyuri: If I tell you, it’s not a secret now is it?
Do you love anyone?
Jenova: *quirks an eyebrow* As I have said, there are two…
Fuan: *raises an eyebrow in the same fashion* Just like he said, I love two… unless you also mean platonic types of love Dear, and then yes I would have to say platonically *looks at Fanuel and speaks pointedly* I also love my brother, platonically. *turns back to interviewer while ignoring the kicked puppy look his brother gives him* I also love Aki Dear like a brother, Megumi is delightful, so very unlike that ...woman over there *motions towards Saiyuri* … I must say I find Jun to be so pleasant, Ikkairius – oh he is delightful… Crane is a sweetheart as long as he is not trying to force those horrid concoctions he claims to be health drinks down my throat. My Beloved Tien Jen’s brother and sister can truly be enjoyable, even if his brother seems… at a loss for words when I am around. The master of the shrine my Tien Jen lives at is pleasant as well, oh! And I mustn’t forget to mention the others residing there either, all of them are complete gems. Then there’s *continues listing everyone he’s ever met who hasn’t done him any wrong since he’s been human*
Fanuel: first of all fuck face, I know I basically answered this a few minutes ago and if there’s one thing that pisses me off more than anything else, it’s having to repeat myself to a stupid talking monkey. But I’m going to give you another chance by answering, as long as I don’t got to say it again. Yeah – I love someone. Two someone’s actually. Kess and my Bro. Now ask me again, and I’ll fucking kick your sorry ass to hell and back.
Jun: Well... I love my Sister even though she’s not really my Sister or anything …complicated again, sorry… and I love my best friend Taz *stops quickly and waves hand* but it’s not like that okay – it’s cause he’s my best friend and all -really. And then I love Zeph… like love Zeph… god, okay like really fucking love Zeph in the Christ you just have no idea what he does to me kind of way… *face turns red thinking about his boyfriend*
Saiyuri: *points at Jun* well, even if he doesn’t feel the same anymore, I gotta say I still love the guy. Come on, look at his cute wittle face – how could you not love that? *Jun looks quickly away and she laughs. Flips her bangs from her eyes* Aside from him, I love me some Two. Bitch is hot yo.
What is your job?
Jenova: I am a man of… many talents…
Fuan: Job Dear? Oh, oh no, I have no need of those. My Beloved provides me with anything I need.
Fanuel: kicking your fucking ass. That’s my job.
Jun: Well, I used to be a guardian to my sist-.. to Megumi, but I’m not anymore. It doesn’t mean I don’t look after her still, I’m just not stuck doing whatever the family tells me to do is all.
Saiyuri: *shrugs* what ever I feel like doing I guess. Girl’s gotta get paid.
Boy or girl?
Jenova: If you feel you must ask me this, then I would question your visual capabilities.
Fuan: I would be mortified to think anyone could mistake me for a member of that *points to Saiyuri* woman’s gender. *reaches down to smooth long sweeping gown out before crossing legs daintily and turning his nose up* Absolutely mortified.
Fanuel: do I look like a chick, you fuck?
Jun: *reaches up to push pink bangs from pink eyes* I’m a guy, obviously.
Saiyuri: eh, boy - girl… what does a shell matter in the end? I’ll work them both >D
What do you do to relax?
Jenova: This would depend on who I am with… *flashes a sly smile to Fuan*
Fuan: *Swats Jenova’s arm playfully* Stop it Beloved, you are truly wicked… as for myself, I only wish I could return Jenova’s sentiment, but I find my time around him is more stressful than relaxing *shoots a sly grin to the Demon who laughs in amusement in response* I would say spending time with my Tien Jen… especially in those hot springs the shrine holds… oh yes.
Fanuel: *matter-of-factly* I kill shit.
Jun: I can’t really say what I do to relax out loud cause well… it usually involves Zeph and um… less clothes… *stops and turns beet red*
Saiyuri: I play with stuff until it breaks.
What's something that you like?
Jenova: Swordplay.
Fuan: Chicken nugge- I mean, jewelry Dear. Jewelry.
Fanuel: Killing shit.
Jun: DDR.
Saiyuri: Your mom, sweetheart.
Where do you like to sleep?
Jenova: This is not for you to know…
Fuan: Either in the arms of this man *points to Jenova* or holding my beloved Tien Jen.
Fanuel: Why the fuck do you want to know? Ain’t none of your god damned business asshole >F
Jun: In Zeph’s bed ... well, as long as he’s in it too… *laughs*
Saiyuri: Anywhere your mom is 8D