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3.06.2006 [ONE SHOT] A Promise for A walk in the Park [and a bottle of Booze]
Jennifer came over today and Brought her Lovely Mad Scientist Two with her. We decided to go to the Seattle Center to get food and take some piccies. Fuan's had his visitor -Tien Jen wrapped up in his arms since he arrived in the house and the only way we could coax him out was to promise him we'd be walking the grounds and it's park like area, a favorite past time of Fuan's. Unfortunately once we got there, the weather had changed drastically and we were stuck inside. Two seemed to have ideas of her own on how time could be passed better....
| Fuan: [....This doesn't look like the park Dear ] |
| Two: " Hey you... it may not be the Park, but since we're stuck inside, why don't we make the best of it. See I have all these plans... for big things, world domination and with someone as pretty as you, I can see great things in the future.... " |
| Fuan: [ .... your hand Dear... please remove it ] |
| Persephone: " I wanna help ! I'm gonna breed super robot devil duckies ! A whole army of them ! " |
| Two: *whispers* " and once I take over the world, we can do this and that... I have a plan, it all involves you being nekkid...and robots " |
| Fuan: *is getting irritated* [ This isn't appropriate Dear, please remove your hand... I am not interested ] |
| Persephone: " And once I become Two's assistant, she'll show me how to build an army of Gloomies and we'll crush every last person who doesn't bow down before us -oh ! Food !! " |
| Two: " Oh trust me Dear boy, you'll be plenty interested when you hear all the details... " |
| Fuan: [ ...your hand. Remove it please ] |
| Two: *un-interupted*" See the thing is that it can get lonely on top for a girl like me and I just know I can make you an offer you can't refuse " *twists beads and whispers* " You, me, a little fun, I'm not asking for much, just some fun... " |
| Fuan: [ You are asking the wrong person Dear... hand, remove it. Now. ] |
This went on for a while unfortunately. Two was not listening to Fuan, luckily the food came and we got her away long enough to eat but...
| Fuan: [ ....please tell me what I'm supposed to do with this ] |
| Nezumi: *smiles*" It's a Prawn, you are supposed to eat it " |
| Fuan: [ It's...deep fried ] |
| Nezumi: " Uh-huh... gourmet food I'm telling you, Two and Persephone aren't complaining.... " |
| Fuan: [ ....Jenova will hear about this Dear ] |
Well after I traded Fuan's Prawn in for something more refined [he got salad <_<], we all ate and decided to head back home, it was dark and had actually started raining and since Jennifer didn't have a case for Two, I had Fuan share his carry bag with her. Fuan reluctantly agreed...
| Nezumi: " Home sweet home ^_^ " |
| Fuan: " *muffled cries* " |
| Nezumi: " ?! " |
| Fuan: [ Dear GOD ! Let me out of here !! ] |
| Fuan: [ Get away from me you horrible woman ! ] |
| Two: " Wait ! " |
| Nezumi: O___O [..Two, your ..boobie is showing] |
| Fuan: *desperately spills out onto the floor* [ Jenova ! ] |
| Two: " Was it good for you baby ? " |
| Fuan: *makes a mad dash for his room and Jenova* |
| Two: " Wait ! I'm not done ! " |
| Jenova: " ? Fuan ? " |
| Fuan: *collapses into Jenova's Arms* [ Jenova ! Save me ! ] |
| Two: " I said wait ! I'm not done telling you about my plan ! " |
| Jenova: " What happened Love ? " |
| Fuan: *small sobs* [ Je-Jenova, it was horrible, simply horrible ! Nezumi Dear told me we'd walk in the park but instead she just stuffed me in a bag with that nasty woman and -" *sniffs* " she-she had her hands on me - all over me !] *chokes* |
| Two: " Come on Baby, you have a nice ass, perfect for taking over the world... why don't you -switch- sides, I can make it worth your while " |
| Fuan: *hisses* [ Get your hands off me you horrible.... GIRL ! ] |
| Fuan: *pushes Two back and falls off the bed* |
| Two: " Ah !! " |
| Fuan: *ran over to Tien to escape Two* [ She... had her hands... ] |
| Tien Jen: Lifts Fuan's chin up* " I did not see, who had her hands... where ? " |
| Fuan: *small sob* [ ...Please hold me Dear and I'll tell you all about it. I don't feel safe right now .. I feel so... ] *sniffs* [ violated ] |
| Tien Jen: *knowing smile* " if I can be of any assistance.... " |
| Two: " Man... what's his problem ? " |
| Jenova: *chuckles* " I dare say you... Fuan is not one to appreciate advancements from one such as ... yourself " |
| Two: *Strips off shall* " Hmm... but you look like a man who can appreciate someone like me just fine " |
| Jenova: *laughs* " Oh ? " |
| Two: " See I'm going to take over the world soon... build me a robot army, destroy everything... usual stuff and I'm looking for someone like you... someone who can understand... " |
| Jenova: " And you think I can be this person.... " |
| Two: " Sure, why not, I mean I'd keep you alive so long as you... understand me " |
| Jenova: *smiles* " Intriging proposition ... um ? " |
| Two: " Two.. remember it, I'll be your future queen " |
| Jenova: " Will you now... " |
| Two: " Mmmm... yeah " |
| Two: " I knew from the start you were a man more in my style, too bad about that Fuan, he's sexy... coulda used him in my robot army " |
| Jenova: *thoroughly amused* " Fuan is... special, so perhaps, when you decide to take over the world, you will see it in your heart to spare him ? " |
| Two: " Yeah, maybe... if he can get over that affliction of his... I mean come on, lookit my body, who wouldn't want me ? " |
| Jenova: *Laughs* " Noone with taste " |
| Two: " Damn straight... mmmmm " |
*A while later.....*
| Two: *slurred speach*" Zat wuz fun... I like yoo... who's else yous got here... ? " |
| Jenova: " Haha, still looking for your army ? " |
| Two: " Of corze... a girlz gotta have her armee yoo know. And is better when zat armee is pretty boiz lik yooo " |
| Jenova: *chuckles* " Very true, I know the perfect boy for you then... He's out there, the cute boy with the pink hair, I just know he'd love to join your army " *grins* |
| Two: " Really ? I'm a seee " |
| Tien Jen: " You musn't let such a thing bother you.... " |
| Fuan: [ ... but it was so horrible... maybe if you hold me closer I can forget... ] |
| Two: " Heeeeyyyy Baybeeee... his right, yoo do look cooot " |
| Jun: O_o;; " Who -who the hell are you ?! " |
| Two: " Yoo an me baybee, I'm building a robotz armee... yoo look like you know what a woman wantz... " |
| Jun: " GAH ! The Hell ?! " |
| Jun: " Get the fuck off me you !! " |
| Two: " ahhh !! " |
| Two: " Oh come on baybee, Play wiz mee, I'll let yoo keep the stuff aminal if thatz what you concerned about " |
| Jun: " Eww, no ! I'm taken ! I have a boyfriend ! " |
| Two: " .... youz one of those... pshhh, I ain gotz time for fruitz " |
| Jun: " ....... " |
| Two: *collapses on Fuan's bed with a sigh* " Manz... you didna tell me hez like Foo-on, whazzup with that ? " |
| Jenova: *quiet laugh* " Oh ? Didn't I say it ? Must of slipped my mind -haha " |
| Two: " doesn't matter... I'm gonna take over the world, I got an armee... zen I'll find a way to turn zem normal.... queen of ze word... zas me " *nods off* |
| Jenova: *amused laughter* " I'll look forward to it then... haha " |
| Fuan: [ I'll just... never be the same... ] |
| Tien Jen: *soft smile* " I know... perhaps in time, I can heal your wounds " |
| Fuan: [ Just... hold me closer ] |
| Jun: " .... who the hell was that ? .... " *looks around cautiously* " I wonder if it's safe to come out... " |
| Two: *whispers* " I'll tell you tomorrow.... my plan..." |
| Jenova: *snickers* " That was fun... " |
| Two: *mumbling* " Robot... army... " *snores* |
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